Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣