A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Just buy KFC. I will give you 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
*moans*
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.