Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.