Worst Jokes Ever
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
I farted.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Jenga.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.