Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
All of them.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.