Worst Jokes Ever
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!