Worst Jokes Ever
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."