Worst Jokes Ever
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.