Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...