Worst Jokes Ever
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?