Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Worst Jokes Ever
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
I got jealous when my phone died.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”