Worst Jokes Ever
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My career is worth more than your adoption.
"Among Us."
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?