Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.