Worst Jokes Ever
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Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*