Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
The Twilight fanbase.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.