Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.