Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Me. I am the joke.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.