Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."