Worst Jokes Ever
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?