Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
One like = more from me to you. 👊
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.