Worst Jokes Ever
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣