Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!