Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

Why did the child cross the road?

Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

A B C deez nuts!

What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?

"Uber Eats."

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.