Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Toes for hoes.
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
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