Worst Jokes Ever
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"