Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Siu!!
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.