Worst Jokes Ever
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.