Worst Jokes Ever
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.