Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

I said to the fish, "I have dam."

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

What do you call a cute door?

Adorable.

What do you call a group of emos?

A cutting board.

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.