Worst Jokes Ever
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.