Worst Jokes Ever
I lick poo for a living... You?
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.
Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Josh is chubby.
Drawers!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.