Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.

The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?

Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(

Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?

Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?

Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.