Worst Jokes Ever

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef! (aka dinner)

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

We (DYM 25).

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Sign in sheet!

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

What do cake and baseball have in common?

Both need batters.

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

I lick poo for a living... You?

A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.