Worst Jokes Ever
"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.