Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
#RIPBOZO
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.