Worst Jokes Ever
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
I don't beat up midgets.
That would be punching down.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”