Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.