Worst Jokes Ever
We (DYM 25).
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Imagine everyone being hoes.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!