Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Clarissa is here with us.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"