Worst Jokes Ever
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Drawers!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
I hate this website, lol.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!