In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
