Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

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    • I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

    Twin Towers

    My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

    North Korean

    I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

    He said he couldn't complain.

    This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

    I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."

    What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

    Little kids come out of preschool.

    Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

    Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

    Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

    Woman

    A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.

    Work

    Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?

    He was a great veterinarian.

    What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

    No ballroom.

    I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.