Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”