Worst Jokes Ever
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.