Worst Jokes Ever
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.