Worst Jokes Ever

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

The secrets of life.

Mac & Cheese.

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Dad?

Glizzy?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Floor on the road?

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.