Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”