Worst Jokes Ever
Hi how are you?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Takis.
Glizzy?
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?