Worst Jokes Ever

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

I put the fun in funeral.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Hi, how are you?

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple always gets picked.

I love fard 😋

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.