Worst Jokes Ever
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Two air vents walked into a bar.
The third one ducted.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
You look pretty today... April Fools!