Worst Jokes Ever

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

Megamind.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

If you can't stand the heat, sit!

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

What do you say to an emo's wrist?...

"I like ur cut G."

Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.