Worst Jokes Ever
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!