Worst Jokes Ever
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.