Worst Jokes Ever
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
A chicken is delicious.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.