Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
How do people eat bread?
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"