Puss jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Puss.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?
Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.