What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour puss.
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Licka-lotta-puss.