Worst Jokes Ever
What were the webs?
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.