My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Worst Jokes Ever
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.