Worst Jokes Ever

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

Because they don't know what a full house is :(

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.

"Among Us," dada.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Why do the brakes keep squealing?

Because the driver hit it too hard.

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Friend: Why?

Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.

Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.