Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I bet you like men!
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
AB💿
Innit.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.