Worst Jokes Ever
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
W in Africa stands for water.
Hahaha!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.