Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.