Worst Jokes Ever
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Hi, how are you?
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I love fard 😋
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
money + money = MONEY