Worst Jokes Ever
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Messi chiquito...
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!