Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
What were the webs?
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.