Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.