Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.