Worst Jokes Ever
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!