Worst Jokes Ever
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
money + money = MONEY
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Hi, how are you?
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
I love fard 😋
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.