Worst Jokes Ever
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.