I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Afghanistan Suicide Hotline
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Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about Afghanistan, a country known for ongoing conflict and, sadly, suicide bombings. The 'suicide hotline' folks get all giddy thinking our caller here is gonna be their next bomber. A B-52 is a big ol' American bomber plane. So, they're basically asking if he can fly a suicide mission. Get it? Probably not, you seem kinda slow.