Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Hi, I’m Joe.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Your mom.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"