Worst Jokes Ever
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Sis is meme.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
I rate it 9/11.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Can emo kids get happy meals?