Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.