Worst Jokes Ever
money + money = MONEY
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
"My name is Dezz."
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.