Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.