Worst Jokes Ever
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.