Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Takis.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
How do people eat bread?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.