Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
I rate it 9/11.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.