Worst Jokes Ever
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Messi chiquito...
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Hi, I’m Joe.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.