Worst Jokes Ever
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?