Worst Jokes Ever
Basketballs are bigger than end.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
#RIPBOZO
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I am cool.