Worst Jokes Ever
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.