Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.