Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"