Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.