Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.