Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I put the fun in funeral.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.