I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?
Because it’s pointless.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.