Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.