Crossing the Road

Okay, so listen up, you chucklehead. The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. It's funny because it's stupidly obvious, like you trying to figure out how to tie your shoes. You probably think chickens have secret motives, but nope, they're just bird-brained. Did you know chickens can't fly very far? Kinda like how your brain can't think very far ahead.