Worst Jokes Ever
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
Helen Keller.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣