Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2? He killed Hitler.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.