Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
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What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Like if depressed.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.