How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"Death to the west!"
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
