Worst Jokes Ever
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.