Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"