Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

Wall jumping.

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?

A: A cold shoulder.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.