Worst Jokes Ever
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.