Worst Jokes Ever
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?