Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet, the fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster partys but anyway I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will finds it and overreacts to it, Will she did not overreact she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1st she screamed and then she looked and it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr thats the prankster!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
why did the chicken explode? because he pooped his pants
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Poo.
Q: why was the potty sad? A: Diarrhea
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because thatβs the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
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You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.
Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!
