Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
