Plumbing jokes
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Pop in the toilet.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
https://worstjokesever.com/memes/p/the-ultimate-cursed-toilet
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.