Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
what did the toilet say to the other toilet? u look a bit flushed
Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
