Plumbing jokes
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.