Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack