Plumbing

Plumbing Jokes

Toilet

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."

Poop

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Water

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!

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  • Coat Hanger

    What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

    You fix both with a coat hanger.

    People

    What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

    It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

    People

    How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

    Toilet

    Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?

    Because it got stuck in a crack!

    Shit

    When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.