Are you electricity? 'cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
what did the toilet say to the other toilet? u look a bit flushed
Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper make it access the road
It got stuck in a crack
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
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