Sanitation jokes

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?

A plum-mer.

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

A man walks into a restaurant. The waitress hands him a menu and it says: "Hot dog: $2, Hamburger: $5, Blowjob: $10."

He asks the waitress, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She says, "Yes, I am."

He tells her, "Good. Can you go wash your goddamn hands? Because I want a hot dog."

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

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If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!