Toilet

Toilet jokes

Mama

    • Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

    Cheat

    • I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.

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    • Prank

    • Hi, this is a good prank I did.

    So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

    Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

    Butt

    • Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

    Him: No, have you seen where it is?

    Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

    Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

    Toilet memes

    Bum

    • Me: I broke me bum.

    Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

    Guy

    • What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.

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    • Bear

    • Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

    His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

    *Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

    Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

    LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

    Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

    Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

    Poop

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