Toilet jokes
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Do you see the toilet?
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?