Toilet jokes
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Do you see the toilet?
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)