Toilet jokes
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Memes
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Do you see the toilet?
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?