Toilet jokes
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Just the Fact that this exists
Do you see the toilet?
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.
- Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.
- Oh...that might actually be even easier.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!