Toilet jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Memes
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
Poo.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.