Toilet jokes
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.