Titanic jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
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"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.