Titanic jokes
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
I'm Gay.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!