Titanic jokes
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.