Titanic jokes
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Memes
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!