Titanic jokes
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
I'm Gay.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.