People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
Titanics is more bent than a hairline
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
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What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.
“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted
did you know the titanic sank in water titanic 1 africa 0
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship
Why did I he titanic sink
Because the people aboard are stupid
I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight
what is Titanic's favorite subject? subtraction
What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
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