Titanic jokes
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.