Titanic jokes
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"