Titanic jokes
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.