Titanic jokes

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.