Titanic

Titanic Jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Iceberg

Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.

Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.

Fish

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

Iceberg

Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.

Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?

3 minutes later:

Why didn't I listen to the strong one?

Passenger

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

Ocean

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Ocean

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Mom

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

Film

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Music

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Fun

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

World

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!