Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)
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Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
did you know the titanic sank in water titanic 1 africa 0
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
Why did I he titanic sink
Because the people aboard are stupid
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship
what is Titanic's favorite subject? subtraction
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
