Titanic Jokes

What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?

Icy Dead people

We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it

I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship

Titanics is more bent than a hairline

What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.

my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

what is Titanic's favorite subject? subtraction

Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic

gay

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.