Titanic Jokes

Common

What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?

Icy Dead people

Cant

HeHe

We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it

Question

Anonymous121

I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer

Shipping

Anonymous

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship

Hairline

Anonymous

Titanics is more bent than a hairline

Hit

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What do you call a Titan who can't swim????? Titanic Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. my version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp it would be unsinkable. What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the ice berg ? I'm breaking up with you.

Depression

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my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

Favorite

Anonymous

what is Titanic's favorite subject? subtraction

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic

Dream

Anonymous

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

1

Bucket

Anonymous

wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords

Wait

Anonymous

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

Restaurant

aiden west

were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic

Dream

Anonymous

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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Splash

Anonymous

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*

Hit

Anonymous

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

Shipping

BatmanTehNoob

Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS

Waste

Iceburg

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg

Shipping

Raider

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.