Titanic jokes
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
I'm Gay.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.