People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Titanic Jokes
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
I'm Gay.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
