Titanic jokes
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.