Titanic jokes
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
I'm Gay.
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(