Titanic jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Community talk
What is small and never learned to walk or talk? A baby on the titanic
When you build a ship and people get on “Welcome to titanic two”