Titanic jokes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!