Titanic jokes
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"