Titanic jokes
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Titanic didn't sink by an iceberg.
Titanic sank by 100000000000000000000000 Titanics.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.