There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What did the iceberg say to the titanic?Go fuck yourself....at the bottom of the sea.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Your mums so fat she’s the iceberg that sunk the titanic
ICEBERG.you may know me Titanic.you are a sucker Iceberg. You hit me Titanic.moron Iceberg.waaaaaaaaaa Titanic.I don’t give a shit
You're so fat, you caused the titanic to sink
boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
dimetrodon dimetrodon
titanic hit a dimetrodon
titanic didnt sink by a iceberg. titanic sank by 1000000000000000000000000 titanics
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
What do you call a titan that can't swim? TITANic
yo mama soo fat! she sunk the titanic she put on a blue coat and they thought she was and iceberg!!
