Fay jokes
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Brutha was caught lacking
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
The F in orphan stands for family.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
gay fish.
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Wish upon a star by medda,faye