Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Fay Jokes
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.