Titanic jokes

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"

They jinxed it by saying "never sink."

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.

Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

What pool never runs dry?

The one on the Titanic.

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

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