A guy is sitting at a bar, when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!”
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had MAD FLOW
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Eons it takes to dav on the haters
Whens only time rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncles cock in his mouth.
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Leo must be a PARKING TICKET... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME
