My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

Time Jokes
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted
How you know it’s her time in mjs house ? When the big hand touches the little hand
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What do you call two emos spending time together? Hanging out.
Call this for a gay old time xxx 0275535101
My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it’s CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. “Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?” Sally: “You…” Teacher: “Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?” Andrew: “A dangerous person and/or virus.” Teacher: “Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?” Johnny: “A pig.” Teacher: “Could you tell me the actual defini-” Johnny: “In other words, the person who last spoke to me.”
Your mama so fat it said to be continued then it loaded at said one person at a time
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.