Time jokes
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.