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Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
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why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window he wanted to see time fly
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
What time does a duck wake up at the quack of dawn
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
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Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!
p.s its jake
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need Bianaca?
Bianca: Its Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
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