My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.