Garlic jokes
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
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