Garlic jokes
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he鈥檚 on the bottom. She said tell him we鈥檙e making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y鈥檃ll stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
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