Garlic

Garlic Jokes

Mom

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

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  • Food

    What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Meatball

    Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

    Onion

    My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

    So I threw an orange at her.