My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
