Time jokes
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
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Memes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What time is it?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.