Time jokes
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
What time is it?
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
"Time"? More like waiting.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣