Time jokes

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?

A: Moonday!

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

"Time"? More like waiting.

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas!

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...

Currys PC World.

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

What time is it?

What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.

What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.